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The Bluesky Posts

OPAD #27 – Feb 29, 2024

Bluesky now has over 5 million users. I’ve been over there a year plus, since Elon Musk took over Twitter.

We’ve done a few posts over here specifically about Bluesky, check those out below and then sign up for Bluesky. And please stop logging into the site owned by Elon Musk.


https://www.bblloobb.com/2023/who-to-follow-on-bluesky/




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From The Archives: The Psych Burton Guster Nickname Posts

OPAD #26 – Feb 28, 2024

As I admitted in my recent post about my most rewatched TV Shows, I said that Psych is my second most watched TV Show. I love that silly trash.

About a dozen years ago or so I had started a site called thenamesofburtonguster.com and cataloged all of the nicknames that Burton Guster is called in the show. I still have the domain, but didn’t keep up with managing the site. I was able to recover most of it from the Internet Archive, and you can see that in these links! See a few of my favorites below.

Season 1 | Season 2 | Season 3 | Season 4
Season 5 | Season 6 | Season 7 | Movies


S02E14, “Dis-Lodged”:

Doctor Guster

“Oh, you might not want to do that. Doctor Guster just inseminated an Appaloosa. All the way up to the elbow.” – Shawn, 3:00

Fingers

“You’re 36 months into a subscription for Modern Safe Cracker Magazine, what’s the point?” – Shawn, “I’m an amateur, Shawn.” – Gus,  “Well, It’s time to go pro, Fingers.” -Shawn, “Fingers?” – Gus, “Twist it up.” – Shawn, 29:45


S03E03, “Daredevils!”:

Die-Harder

“Actually, I’m Die-Hard. He’s Die-Harder. We have two other guys in our crew, but they aren’t nearly as good as us.” – Shawn, 9:10

Die Hard on Wikipedia

Squirts Macintosh

“Yo, El Diablo! What’s up, man? [I’m] Shawn Spencer, this is my partner, Squirts Macintosh. Just have a couple sort of serious questions for you.” – Shawn, 15:10


S04E09, “Shawn Takes a Shot in the Dark”:

Donut Holestein

“My name is Shawn Spencer, this is my associate Donut Holestein.” – Shawn, 11:00


S06E06, “Shawn, Interrupted”:

SUGGS


https://www.bblloobb.com/tag/psych/

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The Amtrak United States Map

OPAD #25 – Feb 27, 2024

I’m taking my 8th(?) Amtrak trip in a couple of weeks, and I can’t get over how much easier and more relaxing it is vs. driving or flying. Check out the map below and if you have any upcoming trips, consider the train!

https://www.amtrak.com/home.html

Click image or link below for larger map.

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The bblloobb.com GA4/Looker Studio Report I Use To See How Traffic Is Doing

OPAD #24 – Feb 26, 2024

If you saw my last post about starting the music blog site in college, I sort of became obsessed with how you get people to websites, and then also seeing The Number Go up each month. So I became semi-well versed in SEO, backlinks, and analytics tools.

This continues today to this day with this site. And my 9-5 job.

With the recent switch to GA4 from the Universal Analytics tagging, I loathe the in-app reporting now available in Google Analytics. Because of that I created a quick and easy report I can look at daily in Looker Studio (also Google…yay, monopolies…and free products).

Well, the point of this is to share the Looker Studio report. See below. I didn’t go as stylized as I might in my 9-5, because I’m the only one looking at this, and what’s in the reporting is far more interesting/useful to me.

Are you and your website still struggling to figure out how to navigate analytics tracking in GA4, and setting up reporting in Looker Studio? Email me at blobblobnews at gmail dot com. My rates are extremely fair. 🙂


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From The Archives: Album Review for The Zac Brown Band – The Foundation (2008), from musicreviewsforidiots.com

OPAD #23 – Feb 25, 2024

Back in 2009/2010 I wanted to start a website, and despite having limited love or knowledge of music, I decided it would be smart to start a music blog with a friend. I was recently going through the Internet Archive for the site and read a couple of the posts/reviews. Expecting to be completely mortified, I was only partially mortified. I think this joke review of an album I never actually listened to, wasn’t that bad (but not great ha)? Or my writing/humor just continues to be as bad as this, and I don’t know the difference. Anyways, see the review below!

And check out that background of the site in the featured image. I still think it was cool as hell. (I did not make it)


The Zac Brown Band – The Foundation

Posted April 1, 2010 by Mike E Schmee.

It has happened. I have turned to the Dark Side. I like LOVE a country album. One that isn’t even J. Cash, because we all know he isn’t actually country anyway.

I decided to give the Zac Brown Band’s first full length album The Foundation a chance since they won a Grammy for Best New Artist. Oh how the Grammy Awards were spot on again. This album gives a whole new meaning to country with lyrics like, “Not a worry in the world/A cold beer in my hand” from Toes and “You know I like my chicken fried/A cold beer on a Friday night/A pair of jeans that fit just right/And the radio up” from the awesome track, “Chicken Fried”.

The ZBB is reinventing the genre with mind blowing lyrics about lost love, drinking, starry nights, and chickens. I’m not shitting you, chickens: “Sic ‘em on a chicken/And watch them feathers fly”. They are also doing this thing with their voices and guitars that just sounds so, I don’t know, I guess I would call it twangy? It takes a little getting used to but damn if it doesn’t make you want to get up and start line dancing.

If you’re getting sick of your favorites like Garth Brooks, Taylor Swift, and all of those other honky tonk greats I would open up your truck windows, park in a field, crack open a fresh case, throw in one of those tasty wintergreen dips and crank some ZBB.

* Buy The Foundation here from Amazon.com *

Disclaimer: This should not be taken seriously. Look at the date. I did not even listen to the album for fear of suicide. Reading the lyrics was painful enough.


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5 Best Exploring Alternatives Videos On Youtube

OPAD #22 – Feb 24, 2024

I had included Exploring Alternatives on my 6 Alternative Ways To Live post last year, but I’m finding myself watching a lot of the videos recently, and dreaming of building a cob house.

Check out their channel and these 5 videos.

*https://www.youtube.com/@ExploringAlternatives*


Woman’s Magical Cob House Built with Earth & Reclaimed Materials

Living Off Grid in an Earthship-Style Passive Solar Home for 10 Years

Woman Living on a Charming Tiny Houseboat in All 4 Seasons

Unique Sustainable Home Built with Nearly 100% Natural Materials

12 Cheap & Easy Tips for Reducing Your Waste – Sustainable Zero Waste Hacks


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Good Stuff To Buy: Welcome To Dud/Bullshit/Trash City

OPAD #21 – Feb 23, 2024

Listen, this post a day thing gets hard when you [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]. I’m trying to make it at least 30 days. Getting close. BUT there will be some duds. There will be some bullshit. There will be some trash.

Welcome to dud/bullshit/trash city.

(These are affiliate links. I will get pennies on the dollar if you buy these duds, bullshit, or trash.)


Stumptown Coffee Roasters, Medium Roast Whole Bean Coffee – Homestead Blend

I’m not a coffee snob, but a coffee snob enough to know that the Folgers sludge my mom drinks is bad. After a few years of trying better, beaned coffee, which I grind prior to putting into my French Press, this Stumptown variety has become my favorite.


PILOT G2 Premium Fine Point Gel Ink Pen, 0.7 mm

I have over 40 Pilot G2s in varying sizes: .38, .7, 1.0, plus the mini versions.


Ministry for the Future – A Novel By Kim Stanley Robinson

I read this book over a year ago and I still can’t stop thinking about it. Care about climate change? Think about how oil executives [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]? You should read this book!


A Nightmare On Elm Street Collection (7 of them) on Blu-ray

Freddie and the gang, bitch.


Hamilton Beach 1.7L Electric Tea Kettle, Water Boiler & Heater

It’s not the best, but it’s what I use. That Stumptown Coffee up above, morning British black tea, nighttime chamomile tea, trying to unclog drains with hot water, my HB 1.7L Electric Tea Kettle has seen it all.


BLACK+DECKER Turbo Desk Fan – Electric Portable 7 Inch Table Fan

About to get hot. Gotta keep cool. (I have three of these.)


uhhh okay bye

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7 Random Bad Links

OPAD #20 – Feb 22, 2024

In a follow up to the Good Link list I did last week, here are 7 Bad Links. Only 7 because this got depressing quick. Enjoy!

  1. [“AI” Bullshit] Reddit reportedly signed a multi-million content licensing deal with an AI company, Engadget, https://www.engadget.com/reddit-reportedly-signed-a-multi-million-content-licensing-deal-with-an-ai-company-124516009.html
  2. [Trans] The War on Transgender Kids Took the Life of Nex Benedict, The Nation, https://www.thenation.com/article/society/nex-benedict-oklahoma-war-transgender-kids/
  3. [Climate] ‘They lied’: plastics producers deceived public about recycling, report reveals, The Guardian, https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/feb/15/recycling-plastics-producers-report
  4. [Lol] Nike And Fanatics’ Innovative MLB Uniforms Leave Baseball Players With Unintentional Diapers, The Defector, https://defector.com/nike-and-fanatics-innovative-mlb-uniforms-leave-baseball-players-with-unintentional-diapers
  5. [Police State/Bad Tech] Here Are the Secret Locations of ShotSpotter Gunfire Sensors, Wired, https://www.wired.com/story/shotspotter-secret-sensor-locations-leak
  6. [“AI” Bullshit] Google tests removing the News tab from search results, Nieman Labs, https://www.niemanlab.org/2024/02/why-is-the-news-tab-missing-from-some-google-search-results/
  7. [Genocide] US Media’s Gaza Coverage Hits Dismal New Low, The Majority Report, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjXMzBNQpBQ

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What Do Brussel Sprouts On The Stalk Look Like?

OPAD #18 – Feb 20, 2024

Good question! I was watching a recent episode of Cook’s Country that was doing a brussel sprout dish, and they showed a full stalk of them (they said you can buy at the store like that?!). I was shocked.

Please see brussel sprouts in all their stalk-y goodness.

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The 21 Shows I Can Remember Watching All The Way Through More Than 3 Times

OPAD #17 – Feb 19, 2024

Twenty One is way too many shows. Get a life, loser.

With estimated watches in (). I do not condone all of these shows, some are indefensible. But: You live. You learn. You watch your little stories.


Mad Men (18)

Psych (15)

The Leftovers (6)

The Inbetweeners (6)

Halt and Catch Fire (6)

The Americans (5)

Entourage (5)

Parks and Rec (4)

The Expanse (4)

The Knick (4)

Silicon Valley (4)

Skins (UK) (4)

Breaking Bad (4)

Catastrophe (3)

Bojack Horseman (3)

Mr. Robot (3)

The Boys (3)

Broadchurch (3)

Andor (3)

Dexter (3)

Misfits (3)

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Turns Out Doing A Post A Day Takes A Lot Of Work

OPAD #16 – Feb 18, 2024

This counts.

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5 Recent Clips Of The Majority Report Making Fun Of Tim Pool

OPAD #15 – Feb 17, 2024

The Majority Report (w/ Sam Seder) (and w/ Emma Vigeland) dunking on Tim Pool weekly has been very funny.

Little balding beanie man is losing it, and who better to narrate his demise. Check out these five(5) recent clips from the MR crew.

Tim Pool FURIOUS About Kristen Stewart’s ‘Gayest’ Photoshoot

This one was very funny. A balding man who wears a hat all the time commenting on another persons appearance. Can’t beat it.


“The Beanie’s About To Pop”: Tim Heidecker Explains Tim Pool’s REALLY Crappy Episode

Tim Heidecker and Sam Seder just roasting Tim Pool for 30 minutes.


TIM POOL IS LOSING IT

A really weird public spat about something clearly greater than what we are seeing. It’s watching mommy and daddy argue about something mundane in front of your friend, six months before they decide to get a divorce, except you’d be okay if any of those three fell off a cliff.


Tim Pool Declares War On ‘Ladies Night’

A solid 13 minutes of Tim being roasted. Ah incels.


Tim Pool’s Hatred Of Women Is Equal To His Ignorance Of Them

He’s just so fucking dumb, it hurts.


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Chapter Five Of The Grapes Of Wrath by John Steinbeck

OPAD #14 – Feb 16, 2024

The Grapes of Wrath is a great book that you should read if you haven’t before. Every time I think about “good” people doing objectively morally bankrupt things for institutions I think of this chapter and “The Monster”.

Read the 3rd paragraph below to get the gist.

THE OWNERS OF THE land came onto the land, or more often a spokesman for the owners came.They came in closed cars, and they felt the dry earth with their fingers, and sometimes they drove big earth augers into the ground for soil tests. The tenants, from their sun-beaten dooryards, watched uneasily when the closed cars drove along the fields. And at last the owner men drove into the dooryards and sat in their cars to talk out of the windows.The tenant men stood beside the cars for a while, and then squatted on their hams and found sticks with which to mark the dust.

In the open doors the women stood looking out, and behind them the children—corn-headed children, with wide eyes, one bare foot on top of the other bare foot, and the toes working. The women and the children watched their men talking to the owner men. They were silent.

Some of the owner men were kind because they hated what they had to do, and some of them were angry because they hated to be cruel, and some of them were cold because they had long ago found that one could not be an owner unless one were cold.And all of them were caught in something larger than themselves. Some of them hated the mathematics that drove them, and some were afraid, and some worshiped the mathematics because it provided a refuge from thought and from feeling. If a bank or a finance company owned the land, the owner man said, The Bank—or the Company—needs—wants—insists—must have—as though the Bank or the Company were a monster, with thought and feeling, which had ensnared them. These last would take no responsibility for the banks or the companies because they were men and slaves, while the banks were machines and masters all at the same time.Some of the owner men were a little proud to be slaves to such cold and powerful masters. The owner men sat in the cars and explained. You know the land is poor. You’ve scrabbled at it long enough, God knows.

The squatting tenant men nodded and wondered and drew figures in the dust, and yes, they knew, God knows. If the dust only wouldn’t fly. If the top would only stay on the soil, it might not be so bad.

The owner men went on leading to their point: You know the land’s getting poorer. You know what cotton does to the land; robs it, sucks all the blood out of it.

The squatters nodded—they knew, God knew. If they could only rotate the crops they might pump blood back into the land.

Well, it’s too late. And the owner men explained the workings and the thinkings of the monster that was stronger than they were. A man can hold land if he can just eat and pay taxes; he can do that.

Yes, he can do that until his crops fail one day and he has to borrow money from the bank. But—you see, a bank or a company can’t do that, because those creatures don’t breathe air, don’t eat side-meat. They breathe profits; they eat the interest on money. If they don’t get it, they die the way you die without air, without side-meat. It is a sad thing, but it is so. It is just so.

The squatting men raised their eyes to understand. Can’t we just hang on? Maybe the next year will be a good year.God knows how much cotton next year. And with all the wars—God knows what price cotton will bring. Don’t they make explosives out of cotton? And uniforms? Get enough wars and cotton’ll hit the ceiling. Next year, maybe. They looked up questioningly.

We can’t depend on it. The bank—the monster has to have profits all the time. It can’t wait. It’ll die. No, taxes go on. When the monster stops growing, it dies. It can’t stay one size.

Soft fingers began to tap the sill of the car window, and hard fingers tightened on the restless drawing sticks. In the doorways of the sun-beaten tenant houses, women sighed and then shifted feet so that the one that had been down was now on top, and the toes working. Dogs came sniffing near the owner cars and wetted on all four tires one after another. And chickens lay in the sunny dust and fluffed their feathers to get the cleansing dust down to the skin. In the little sties the pigs grunted inquiringly over the muddy remnants of the slops.

The squatting men looked down again. What do you want us to do? We can’t take less share of the crop—we’re half starved now. The kids are hungry all the time. We got no clothes, torn an’ ragged. If all the neighbors weren’t the same, we’d be ashamed to go to meeting.

And at last the owner men came to the point. The tenant system won’t work any more. One man on a tractor can take the place of twelve or fourteen families.Pay him a wage and take all the crop. We have to do it. We don’t like to do it. But the monster’s sick. Something’s happened to the monster.

But you’ll kill the land with cotton.

We know. We’ve got to take cotton quick before the land dies. Then we’ll sell the land. Lots of families in the East would like to own a piece of land.

The tenant men looked up alarmed. But what’ll happen to us? How’ll we eat?

You’ll have to get off the land. The plows’ll go through the dooryard.

And now the squatting men stood up angrily. Grampa took up the land, and he had to kill the Indians and drive them away. And Pa was born here, and he killed weeds and snakes. Then a bad year came and he had to borrow a little money. An’ we was born here. There in the door our children born here. And Pa had to borrow money. The bank

owned the land then, but we stayed and we got a little bit of what we raised.

We know that—all that. It’s not us, it’s the bank

. A bank isn’t like a man. Or an owner with fifty thousand acres, he isn’t like a man either. That’s the monster.

Sure, cried the tenant men, but it’s our land. We measured it and broke it up. We were born on it, and we got killed on it, died on it. Even if it’s no good, it’s still ours. That’s what makes it ours—being born on it, working it, dying on it. That makes ownership, not a paper with numbers on it.

We’re sorry. It’s not us. It’s the monster. The bank

isn’t like a man.

Yes, but the bank

is only made of men.

No, you’re wrong there—quite wrong there. The bank

is something else than men. It happens that every man in a bank hates what the bank does, and yet the bank does it. The bank is something more than men, I tell you. It’s the monster. Men made it, but they can’t control it.

The tenants cried, Grampa killed Indians, Pa killed snakes for the land. Maybe we can kill banks—they’re worse than Indians and snakes. Maybe we got to fight to keep our land, like Pa and Grampa did.

And now the owner men grew angry. You’ll have to go. But it’s ours, the tenant men cried. WeNo. The bank

, the monster owns it. You’ll have to go. We’ll get our guns, like Grampa when the Indians came. What then? Well—first the sheriff, and then the troops. You’ll be stealing if you try to stay, you’ll be murderers if you kill to stay. The monster isn’t men, but it can make men do what it wants. But if we go, where’ll we go? How’ll we go? We got no money. We’re sorry, said the owner men. The bank, the fifty-thousand-acre owner can’t be responsible. You’re on land that isn’t yours. Once over the line maybe you can pick cotton in the fall. Maybe you can go on relief. Why don’t you go on west to California? There’s work there, and it never gets cold. Why, you can reach out anywhere and pick an orange. Why, there’s always some kind of crop to work in. Why don’t you go there? And the owner men started their cars and rolled away.

The tenant men squatted down on their hams again to mark the dust with a stick, to figure, to wonder. Their sunburned faces were dark, and their sun-whipped eyes were light. The women moved cautiously out of the doorways toward their men, and the children crept behind the women, cautiously, ready to run. The bigger boys squatted beside their fathers, because that made them men. After a time the women asked, What did he want?

And the men looked up for a second, and the smolder of pain was in their eyes. We got to get off. A tractor and a superintendent. Like factories.

Where’ll we go? the women asked.

We don’t know. We don’t know.

And the women went quickly, quietly back into the houses and herded the children ahead of them. They knew that a man so hurt and so perplexed may turn in anger, even on people he loves. They left the men alone to figure and to wonder in the dust.

After a time perhaps the tenant man looked about—at the pump put in ten years ago, with a goose-neck handle and iron flowers

on the spout, at the chopping block where a thousand chickens had been killed, at the hand plow lying in the shed, and the patent crib hanging in the rafters over it.

The children crowded about the women in the houses. What we going to do, Ma? Where we going to go?

The women said, We don’t know, yet. Go out and play. But don’t go near your father. He might whale you if you go near him. And the women went on with the work, but all the time they watched the men squatting in the dust—perplexed and figuring.

THE TRACTORS came over the roads and into the fields, great crawlers moving like insects, having the incredible strength of insects. They crawled over the ground, laying the track and rolling on it and picking it up. Diesel tractors, puttering while they stood idle; they thundered when they moved, and then settled down to a droning roar. Snubnosed monsters, raising the dust and sticking their snouts into it, straight down the country, across the country, through fences, through dooryards, in and out of gullies in straight lines. They did not run on the ground, but on their own roadbeds. They ignored hills and gulches, water courses

, fences, houses.

The man sitting in the iron seat did not look like a man; gloved, goggled, rubber dust mask over nose and mouth, he was a part of the monster, a robot in the seat. The thunder of the cylinders sounded through the country, became one with the air and the earth, so that earth and air muttered in sympathetic vibration. The driver could not control it—straight across country it went, cutting through a dozen farms and straight back. A twitch at the controls could swerve the cat’, but the driver’s hands could not twitch because the monster that built the tractors, the monster that sent the tractor out, had somehow got into the driver’s hands, into his brain and muscle, had goggled him and muzzled him—goggled his mind, muzzled his speech, goggled his perception, muzzled his protest. He could not see the land as it was, he could not smell the land as it smelled; his feet did not stamp the clods or feel the warmth and power

of the earth. He sat in an iron seat and stepped on iron pedals. He could not cheer or beat or curse or encourage the extension of his power, and because of this he could not cheer or whip or curse or encourage himself. He did not know or own or trust or beseech the land. If a seed dropped did not germinate, it was nothing. If the young thrusting plant withered in drought or drowned in a flood of rain, it was no more to the driver than to the tractor.

He loved the land no more than the bank

loved the land. He could admire the tractor—its machined surfaces, its surge of power, the roar of its detonating cylinders; but it was not his tractor. Behind the tractor rolled the shining disks, cutting the earth with blades not plowing but surgery, pushing the cut earth to the right where the second row of disks cut it and pushed it to the left; slicing blades shining, polished by the cut earth. And pulled behind the disks, the harrows combing with iron teeth so that the little clods broke up and the earth lay smooth. Behind the harrows, the long seeders—twelve curved iron penes erected in the foundry, orgasms set by gears, raping methodically, raping without passion. The driver sat in his iron seat and he was proud of the straight lines he did not will, proud of the tractor he did not own or love, proud of the power he could not control. And when that crop grew, and was harvested, no man had crumbled a hot clod in his fingers and let the earth sift past his fingertips. No man had touched the seed, or lusted for the growth. Men ate what they had not raised, had no connection with the bread.The land bore under iron, and under iron gradually died; for it was not loved or hated, it had no prayers or curses.

At noon the tractor driver stopped sometimes near a tenant house and opened his lunch: sandwiches wrapped in waxed paper, white bread, pickle, cheese, Spam, a piece of pie branded like an engine part. He ate without relish. And tenants not yet moved away came out to see him, looked curiously while the goggles were taken off, and the rubber dust mask, leaving white circles around the eyes and a large white circle around nose and mouth. The exhaust of the tractor puttered on, for fuel is so cheap it is more efficient to leave the engine running than to heat the Diesel nose for a new start

. Curious children crowded close, ragged children who ate their fried dough as they watched. They watched hungrily the unwrapping of the sandwiches, and their hunger-sharpened noses smelled the pickle, cheese, and Spam. They didn’t speak to the driver. They watched his hand as it carried food to his mouth. They did not watch him chewing; their eyes followed the hand that held the sandwich. After a while the tenant who could not leave the place came out and squatted in the shade beside the tractor.

“Why, you’re Joe Davis’s boy!”

“Sure,” the driver said.

“Well, what you doing this kind of work for—against your own people?”

“Three dollars a day. I got damn sick of creeping for my dinner—and not getting it. I got a wife and kids. We got to eat. Three dollars a day, and it comes every day.”

“That’s right,” the tenant said. “But for your three dollars a day fifteen or twenty families can’t eat at all. Nearly a hundred people have to go out and wander on the roads for your three dollars a day. Is that right?”

And the driver said, “Can’t think of that. Got to think of my own kids. Three dollars a day, and it comes every day. Times are changing, mister, don’t you know? Can’t make a living on the land unless you’ve got two, five, ten thousand acres and a tractor. Crop land isn’t for little guys like us any more. You don’t kick up a howl because you can’t make Fords, or because you’re not the telephone company. Well, crops are like that now. Nothing to do about it. You try to get three dollars a day someplace. That’s the only way.”

The tenant pondered. “Funny thing how it is. If a man owns a little property, that property is him, it’s part of him, and it’s like him. If he owns property only so he can walk on it and handle it and be sad when it isn’t doing well, and feel fine when the rain falls on it, that property is him, and some way he’s bigger because he owns it. Even if he isn’t successful he’s big with his property. That is so.”

And the tenant pondered more. “But let a man get property he doesn’t see, or can’t take time to get his fingers in, or can’t be there to walk on it—why, then the property is the man. He can’t do what he wants, he can’t think what he wants. The property is the man, stronger than he is. And he is small, not big. Only his possessions are big and he’s the servant of his property. That is so, too.”

The driver munched the branded pie and threw the crust away. “Times are changed, don’t you know? Thinking about stuff like that don’t feed the kids. Get your three dollars a day, feed your kids. You got no call to worry about anybody’s kids but your own. You get a reputation for talking like that, and you’ll never get three dollars a day. Big shots won’t give you three dollars a day if you worry about anything but your three dollars a day.”

“Nearly a hundred people on the road for your three dollars. Where will we go?”

“And that reminds me,” the driver said, “you better get out soon.

I’m going through the dooryard after dinner.”

“You filled in the well this morning.”

“I know. Had to keep the line straight. But I’m going through the dooryard after dinner. Got to keep the lines straight. And—well, you know Joe Davis, my old man, so I’ll tell you this. I got orders wherever there’s a family not moved out—if I have an accident—you know, get too close and cave the house in a little—well, I might get a couple of dollars. And my youngest kid never had no shoes yet.”

“I built it with my hands. Straightened old nails to put the sheathing on. Rafters are wired to the stringers with baling wire. It’s mine. I built it. You bump it down—I’ll be in the window with a rifle. You even come too close and I’ll pot you like a rabbit.”

“It’s not me. There’s nothing I can do. I’ll lose my job if I don’t do it. And look—suppose you kill me? They’ll just hang you, but long before you’re hung there’ll be another guy on the tractor, and he’ll bump the house down. You’re not killing the right guy.”

“That’s so,” the tenant said. “Who gave you orders? I’ll go after him. He’s the one to kill.”

“You’re wrong. He got his orders from the bank. The bank told him, ‘Clear those people out or it’s your job.’”

“Well, there’s a president of the bank. There’s a board of directors. I’ll fill up the magazine of the rifle and go into the bank.”

The driver said, “Fellow was telling me the bank gets orders from the East. The orders were, ’Make the land show profit or we’ll close you up.’”

“But where does it stop? Who can we shoot? I don’t aim to starve to death before I kill the man that’s starving me.”

“I don’t know. Maybe there’s nobody to shoot. Maybe the thing isn’t men at all. Maybe like you said, the property’s doing it. Anyway I told you my orders.”

“I got to figure,” the tenant said. “We all got to figure. There’s some way to stop this. It’s not like lightning or earthquakes. We’ve got a bad thing made by men, and by God that’s something we can change.” The tenant sat in his doorway, and the driver thundered his engine and started off, tracks falling and curving, harrows combing, and the phalli of the seeder slipping into the ground. Across the dooryard the tractor cut, and the hard, foot-beaten ground was seeded field, and the tractor cut through again; the uncut space was ten feet wide. And back he came. The iron guard bit into the house-corner, crumbled the wall, and wrenched the little house from its foundation so that it fell sideways, crushed like a bug. And the driver was goggled and a rubber mask covered his nose and mouth. The tractor cut a straight line on, and the air and the ground vibrated with its thunder. The tenant man stared after it, his rifle in his hand. His wife was beside him, and the quiet children behind. And all of them stared after the tractor.


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10 Random Links

OPAD #13 – Feb 15, 2024

Ten random (and good?) links.

  1. [Soothing] WALKING: BRUTALIST LONDON – Barbican Estate, RinneOnTheRoad, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onAeaM4iZOM
  2. [Silly] Oversized Ladies Beach Straw Hat 70CM Wide-Brimmed Foldable Beach Sunscreen Travel Summer Hat, Amazon, https://amzn.to/3SVtQHz
  3. [ha] Every Best Picture Winner Ranked by How Good a Muppets Version Would Be, Hard-Drive, https://hard-drive.net/hd/entertainment/every-best-picture-winner-ranked-by-how-good-a-muppets-version-would-be
  4. [Brits] Get This Potato In The Golf Hole Without Touching The Green, Taskmaster (UK), https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UgSDcHPgCc
  5. [Cool] The Style Guide for America’s Highways: The Manual on Uniform Traffic Control Devices, Beautiful Public Data, https://www.beautifulpublicdata.com/the-style-guide-for-americas-highways-mutcd
  6. [Hopeful] Climate resources curated by Climate Town (Jobs, Activism, Research, etc.), Climate Town, https://hub.climatetownproductions.com/resources
  7. [Tasty] Cabbage, Sausage and Potato Soup, Gimmie Some Oven, https://www.gimmesomeoven.com/cabbage-sausage-potato-soup
  8. [Bad!] Great Lakes average ice cover drops to 6%, one of lowest levels ever recorded, The Guardian, https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2024/feb/12/great-lakes-average-ice-cover
  9. [Uh Oh] What Alcohol Does to Your Body, Brain & Health, Huberman Lab, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkS1pkKpILY
  10. [Old] P&G: Prell Shampoo Commercial, 1960s-1970s, Duke University Library Archives, https://repository.duke.edu/dc/adviews/dmbb39913
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“Funny” Renames Of Every NFL Team

OPAD #12 – Feb 14, 2024

Okay, I’m a little drunk watching the super bowl by myself (cool and not sad, actually) and I said “The Buffalo Builts” for some reason so now I’m doing one for all of teams. This is very dumb. I am very dumb.


Arizona Cardinals – Arizona Old Peoples

Atlanta Falcons – Atlanta Players

Baltimore Ravens – Baltimore Be Mores

Buffalo Bills – Buffalo Builts

Carolina Panthers – Carolina Pussies (lol)

Chicago Bears – Chicago Chicagos

Cincinnati Bengals – Cincinnati Britannicas

Cleveland Browns – Cleveland Browns-ish

Dallas Cowboys – Dallas Dbags

Denver Broncos – Denver Not A Real Citys

Detroit Lions – Detroit Cars The Movies

Green Bay Packers – Green Bay Blues

Houston Texans – Houston There Is A Little Weird Guy Up Heres

Indianapolis Colts – Indianapolis Metropoli

Jacksonville Jaguars – Jacksonville Joneses

Kansas City Chiefs – Kansas City State Farms

Las Vegas Raiders – Las Vegas No H2Os

Los Angeles Chargers – Los Angeles Drivers

Los Angeles Rams – Los Angeles Movies

Miami Dolphins – Miami Vices But Not The Bad Ones

Minnesota Vikings – Minnesota We Should Have A Team Called Lakers Agains

New England Patriots – New England Oldes

New Orleans Saints – New Orleans Titties (lol)

New York Giants – New York Dreamers

New York Jets – New York Creamers (lol)

Philadelphia Eagles – Philadelphia Middle Childs

Pittsburgh Steelers – Pittsburgh Wage Thefts

San Francisco 49ers – San Francisco 69ers (lol)

Seattle Seahawks – Seattle See Hawks With Your Local Birder Groups

Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Tampa Bay There Are Too Many NFL Teams

Tennessee Titans – Tennessee Messee Bitches

Washington Commanders – Washington Redskins (I’m sorry)


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5 Of The Best Newsroom Thrillers

OPAD #11 – Feb 13, 2024

Is there anything sexier than a news person breaking a story? Probably. But watch these movies anyway.

All The President’s Men (1976)

About: Robert Redford dialing a rotary phone, with that hair and tie, exhausted, chasing the story…has cinema ever been so thrilling? And hot?

Links: Watch on Amazon Prime

Network (1976)

About: I’m mad as hell (that you are not watching these 5 Newsroom Thrillers!) and I’m not going to take it anymore! (actually, that’s fine. please keep reading, and watch one of these great flicks).

Links: Buy on Amazon Prime

Spotlight (2015)

About: I could watch 7 hours of this movie. In fact, I have attempted to simulate this by watching this movie (129min) 3 times in a row. I gave up 1.4x in. Will try again.

Cast is stacked. It’s infuriating. No real justice, but maybe sort of?

Links: Buy on Amazon Prime

Zodiac (2007)

About: This Fincher Flick might not *seem* like it would be a Newsroom Thriller, but it does the impossible: makes a nerdy, divorced, cartoonist seem interesting and cool(??).

Oh also they try to solve some Serial Killer case, I guess? I was too busy hanging with Robert (Downey Jr.) and Jake (Gyllenhaal) in The San Francisco Chronicle Pit.

Links: Buy on Amazon Prime

She Said (2022)

About: Watching soon.

Links: Watch on Amazon Prime

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Words

OPAD #10 – Feb 12, 2024

flub

spun

quintessential

plunk

average

tomb

surveillance

abysmal

creepy

frank

enough

cream

quitting

language


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5 Words And Phrases I’ve Had Stuck In My Head Recently – Part 1

OPAD #9 – Feb 11, 2024

Anyone else say something out loud to themselves, think it’s fun or funny to say, and then repeat it way too many times? Ya, not me. And not these words/phrases below.

Probably do this again at some point, so that’s why it’s “Part 1”.

“Dipshit Alert”

🚨🚨

“It was a typical British morning…”

Lily Sullivan has been on Comedy Bang Bang (the podcast) many times with many characters, but her portrayal of Bridget Jones, of Bridget Jones Diary (the movie) fame, is my favorite. Every episode she’s been on as this character I am doing my lil’ walk and smiling like a big doofus when she shares one of her diary entries, that all start “It was a typical British morning…”

Apple podcast link to one of my favorite episodes she plays this character: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jack-quaid-lily-sullivan-carl-tart/id316045799?i=1000616597824

Lily Sullivan – https://www.imdb.com/name/nm6324730/

“Ohhh, my back”

Getting old and having bad posture is bad.

“Uno memento”

It turns out this is not proper Spanish: https://spanishunraveled.com/uno-momento-meaning

You have to admit, it is fun to say, especially quickly and multiple times in a row.

“It’s Borger Time”

Sometimes a dude just has to broil up a few borgers for him and the fellas.

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The First 8 Pieces Of Media I Borrowed From The Chicago Public Library

OPAD #8 – Feb 10, 2024

I’ve been Library-pilled. Again. Definitely did some library borrowing as a boy, but probably ended around High School. As I try to ween myself off 7 different streaming sites, and spend less money buying books, I’ve started borrowing from my local branches these past couple of months. See my First 8 from the Chicago Public Library!

(some links may be affiliate links to Amazon.com)

[Book] Never Enough: The Neuroscience and Experience of Addiction (2019)

If you would like to better understand Addiction, mostly to drugs, but can probably extrapolate to some degree to all addiction, and want to have more empathy for those who are addicted, give this a read! B+.

Buy on Amazon: https://amzn.to/42xgNj1

[Book] Island City (2023)

I’ve really enjoyed this! It is written as a woman telling a story at a bar, and it is long and ramble-y and also feels like how I tell stories at the bar when I’ve had a few. Also last third is pretty devastating. A.

Buy on Amazon: https://amzn.to/3UDrKgG

[Film] Past Lives (2023)

Watching soon…

Buy on Amazon: https://amzn.to/3w1XwK6

[Film] A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984)

I love the Freddie movies. First time watching this one all in one shot and focused on it, rather than catching parts on cable, or half-watching on streaming site. A+.

Buy on Amazon: https://amzn.to/49l1bkC

[Film] A Nightmare On Elm Street (2010)

Have not watched yet. Scared to. It’s going to be bad isn’t it?…Oh my god, it was so bad. Do not watch. F.

Buy on Amazon: https://amzn.to/4bqyZi9

[Film] Spirited Away (2001)

Watching this for the fist time at the ripe age of 36 is probably not it’s most ideal first watch. It was a cute little movie, as all Miyazaki movies are, but not entirely my thing. Maybe if I have kids someday. B.

Buy on Amazon: https://amzn.to/3Sy3qul

[Film] The Meg 2: The Trench (2023)

Quite bad! Just straight up bad! D+.

Buy on Amazon: https://amzn.to/49l1bkC

[Film] Pet Sematary (2019)

I was mad that I watched this movie. F.

Buy on Amazon: https://amzn.to/4bww1IT

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My 5 Favorite Posts On bblloobb.com That Have Gotten Little To No Traffic

OPAD #7 – Feb 9, 2024

Turns out sometimes When You Build It, they do not actually Come.

  1. www.bblloobb.com/2021/9-wholesome-streamers-on-twitch-tv
    • Twitch Streamers who are nice boys and girls and theys.
  2. www.bblloobb.com/2021/the-11-best-disaster-porn-movies
    • Twister, The Day After Tomorrow, and all the rest.
  3. www.bblloobb.com/2023/nicknames-of-burton-gus-guster-psych-season-1
    • There is a page for each season, although to be honest it’s not quite complete. Tried to build out the version I had made on thenicknamesofburtonguster.com but Internet Archive wasn’t too complete. One day I’ll get back to finishing it.
  4. www.bblloobb.com/2023/transportation-and-urban-design-accounts-to-follow
    • Love me the world we live in (and how much it focuses on cars and sucks)
  5. www.bblloobb.com/2022/5-streaming-sites-you-should-subscribe-to-that-arent-netflix-hbo-max-amazon-prime-appletv-or-peacock
    • Got to watch my stories and my flicks and all that other garbage.
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My 3 Favorite Youtube Videos by Kendra Gaylord (@kendragaylord)

OPAD #6 – Feb 8, 2024

Kendra Gaylord has been one of my newer Youtube follows (and internet, parasocial crushes). She makes video essays (and a podcast) about Homes and Culture. She recently had a video “blow up” about 151 of the houses featured on Architectural Digest.

I’ve enjoyed her channel so much I asked for and got the book A Field Guide to American Houses: The Definitive Guide to Identifying and Understanding America’s Domestic Architecture, which is often referenced in her videos.

Here are my three favorites other than the 151 houses of AD.




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Photos I Have Saved On My Work Computer For Some Reason Part 2 – 12 Photos

OPAD #5 – Feb 7, 2024

This is part two of this post which was a banger (probably?): https://www.bblloobb.com/2024/photos-i-have-saved-on-my-work-computer-for-some-reason-part-1-15-photos/

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The Dril Asking The Bluesky Elders Permission Post on Bluesky

Possibly the current leader for a post on Bluesky with the most Likes??

Who To Follow on Bluesky:
https://www.bblloobb.com/2024/who-to-follow-on-bluesky/

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Link: https://bsky.app/profile/dril.bsky.social/post/3kkreaz3amd27

Text: I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .


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Photos I Have Saved On My Work Computer For Some Reason Part 1 – 15 Photos

OPAD #4 – Feb 6, 2024

I have a bunch of photos and screenshots saved on my work computer and about half I couldn’t tell you why. But either way, I could not possibly delete them. Here are 15 of them with more likely coming later.


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5 Movies Added To Amazon Prime in February 2024

OPAD #3 – Feb 5, 2024

Check out these movies from Amazon Prime in February 2024! And be sure to check out the Blu-rays you can get from your local library! I currently have on my shelf Miller’s Crossing and A Nightmare On Elm Street.

The Imitation Game (2014)

About: Smart British people being smart and British? PLUS Keira Knightley? Check please! I gotta get home to watch The Imitation Game (2014)! (I guess I’m like out at a restaurant and the waiter was telling me that the movie The Imitation Game (2014) is now streaming on Amazon Prime?)

Links: Watch on Amazon Prime


Get Out (2017)

About: More like Get In! An incredibly good thriller film about the horrors of white Boomer’s Neo-liberalism. It thrills so much that it’s a movie I’ll never be able to re-watch as a two time brief sleep-paralysis haver. (copied from a previous post)

Links: Watch on Amazon Prime


The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

About: The final to the best trilogy ever made. Obviously only watch if you’ve seen the first two. And if you have the option, skip this 3 hour and 20 minute version and watch the Extended 4 hour and 23 minute version lol.

Links: Watch on Amazon Prime


Frozen (2010)

About: A great premise for a movie actually, which would be a fun winter storm watch. But It’s a slow burn with fairly unlikable characters.

Girl dumb. Girl don’t know how to go fast. Girl annoying. Girl be used to flirt to get cheap lift tickets.

Links: Watch on Amazon Prime


The General’s Daughter (1999)

About: Listen, there is no way this movie is good. But from what I’ve seen the 90s vibes are top-notch.

At least 3 of the 5 movies listed I think are good. Oops.

Links: Watch on Amazon Prime


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The Top Posts On bblloobb.com In 2023 By Pageviews

(Image: The original blob logo.)

OPAD #2- Feb 4, 2024

Who to Follow On Bluesky

www.bblloobb.com/2023/who-to-follow-on-bluesky

Almost 6x the next most viewed page on the site in 2023, Who To Follow On Bluesky. Many of the users included have gotten hundreds of clicks on their profiles.

6 Feeds To Follow On Bluesky

www.bblloobb.com/2023/6-feeds-to-follow-on-bluesky

This one got the sloppy seconds of the Who To Follow post. Probably could use some updating, tbh.

6 Political Streams To Watch On Twitch

www.bblloobb.com/2020/6-politics-streams-to-watch-on-twitch

This has been the sites most trafficked page since of all time. And a success of this sites original beginnings: push people to the left through innocuous website searches.

The Doritos Extreme Nacho Peasant Tweet

www.bblloobb.com/2019/the-doritos-extreme-nacho-peasant-tweet

This one did numbers when it was shared somewhere in the depths of reddit.

The Dril Candle Tweet

www.bblloobb.com/2019/the-dril-candle-tweet

Maybe one of the most famous tweets, that people still search for screenshots for all the time, and little old me is fairly high up in search rankings for it.

What fresh posts will 2024 bring?


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One Post A Day

OPAD #1 – Feb 3, 2024

Welcome to the first of the posts. The Original Post (OP). The One that started it all. Bbs first post. And so on.

I’m going to post one new thing on this website (www.bblloobb.com) until the day I die. Or I forget. Or I just give up.

Some will be my more “normal” posts such as what to watch on streaming sites, or who to follows. Could also just be a real cool video I saw with a little commentary. Might even just be one word for all I know. Let’s find out together.

Why am I doing this? Well after having a good run with some posts on here, traffic has been steadily dropping, and I’d like to reverse that. Also I’m just bored and think it would be good mentally and creatively to force discipline on myself.

Welp, see ya tomorrow.


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