Pay the Ego Troll. Venmo is @mikeeschmee.
Dollar amount is based on my (stupid) guess of how much money you have and uniqueness of the name, roughly.
(#) in the parenthesis indicate how many people have payed the Ego Troll.
() Karen Hunter – $5
() James Smith – $1
() James Woods – $1,000
() MacKenzie Scott – $1,000,000 (I promise to give half of it away)
() Jason Owens – $5
() Ray Blanchette – $500
() Maria Rodriguez – $1
() Elon Musk – $1,000,000
() Jayson Boebert – $50
() Kara Swisher – $1,000
() Joseph Morgan – $50
() James Jones – $3
() Bret Stephens – $500
() Gwyneth Paltrow – $1,000
() Michael Schmidt – $5
() Tim Pool – $1,000
() John Darnielle – $25
() Aaron Taylor-Johnson – $400
() Jeff Tiedrich – $25
() Kimberly Smith – $1
() Tom Burke – $3
() Ted Burns – $3
() Bradley Cooper – $1,000
() John Smith – $0.50