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Pay the Ego Troll. Venmo is @mikeeschmee.

Dollar amount is based on my (stupid) guess of how much money you have and uniqueness of the name, roughly.

(#) in the parenthesis indicate how many people have payed the Ego Troll.

() Karen Hunter – $5

() James Smith – $1

() James Woods – $1,000

() MacKenzie Scott – $1,000,000 (I promise to give half of it away)

() Jason Owens – $5

() Ray Blanchette – $500

() Maria Rodriguez – $1

() Elon Musk – $1,000,000

() Jayson Boebert – $50

() Kara Swisher – $1,000

() Joseph Morgan – $50

() James Jones – $3

() Bret Stephens – $500

() Gwyneth Paltrow – $1,000

() Michael Schmidt – $5

() Tim Pool – $1,000

() John Darnielle – $25

() Aaron Taylor-Johnson – $400

() Jeff Tiedrich – $25

() Kimberly Smith – $1

() Tom Burke – $3

() Ted Burns – $3

() Bradley Cooper – $1,000

() John Smith – $0.50