White Castle Frozen Cheese Sliders Going Double Mode (x2)

I recently had a scenario where I had the delicious White Castle Single Cheese Sliders in my possession, chilling in my freezer. BUT, I had no microwave. See how I heated those bad boys up in my oven, instructions that were mysteriously missing from the box.

Single Cheese Slider, step the f*ck aside. Hit the g*d damn road. White Castle is debuting the new Double Cheese Sliders, now available in your frozen food aisle.

With the new Double Cheese Slider, White Castle is offering consumers an exciting option, when eating out isn’t possible, as the first fast food hamburger chain to introduce a double cheeseburger in retail. The Double Cheese Slider, available now in select retailers and expanding to many more before year end, features the same premium, restaurant-style taste with double the 100% beef, melty cheese, steam-grilled goodness, and a middle bun designed to capture and lock in the one-of-a-kind flavor.  

Reading through this Press Release, there is a LOT of mention of microwaves. It’s almost like they have an ideological problem with man’s most humble food heating/cooking device, The Oven. Electric, Natural Gas, Propane, Wood Burning, etc. But no…the microwave, literally a creation of the Devil (GE, maybe, i don’t know), is all they think and talk about. Curious.

https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/white-castle-doubles-up-the-flavor-in-grocery-aisles-with-new-double-cheese-slider-302242969.html

White Castle, if you’re reading this can you send me some of these new Double Sliders so I can figure out how to cook in the oven? Thanks.