noodles and company christmas swag

Courtesy of Noodles & Co.

Why?

I’m sorry Mr Noodles, but does your brand really have that sort of rizz. You know, like Aldi. Or an unkown tech company in the valley that has a letter needlessly doubled (hey, wait).

If someone gets me Noodles & Company swag for a Christmas gift I will ****** ****.

Alright, so here’s what they got:

Trendy Noodle Kicks – These stylish sneakers boast Noodles’ signature red and yellow brand colors, with the iconic Noodles logo on both sides and a playful macaroni noodle embossed into the sole for a fun, craveable twist.

Festive Branded Onesie – These cozy white onesies are decked out in a cheerful blue and yellow pattern featuring Noodles icons like best-selling Rice Crispy, bowtie pasta, and festive details like snowflakes, candy canes, and more.

Cozy Holiday Sweaters – This comfy blue-and-white holiday sweater features a festive design of snowflakes, gingerbread men, and beloved Noodles icons, such as the classic logo, making it the perfect seasonal statement piece.

If I see anyone, no matter the age, wearing these “Noodle Kicks” I’m dragging their ass to the nearest high school to throw them in the locker.

Also, Noodles & Co., or whomever you got to do this ad/pr stunt…please do legit images of the products rather than this awful Photoshop job. How about a little respect for yourself and the Noodle & Company family.

At least you can get these at a deal price, for your future locker dwelling giftee.

To make the holidays even brighter, the limited-edition Noodles onesie will be 50% off from Black Friday through Cyber Monday, allowing fans to stay cozy and stylish for half the price, whether lounging at home or gifting to a fellow noodle lover.

Check out this stuff here: https://www.mybrandmall.com/noodles (couldn’t even be bothered to buy a domain. pathetic)