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Celebrities And Famous People On Bluesky

It’s juicing, as they say. Bluesky is gaining a million users a day at this point, including some very cool and very nice and very famous people. Celebs even: A, B, C, and D List (non-derogatory). See a list of celebrities and other famous people currently posting on Bluesky below.


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[Actor] Timothy Simons, Veep, Hollywood Handbook Live Showhttps://bsky.app/profile/timothycsimons.bsky.social

[Ben Stiller] Ben Stiller – https://bsky.app/profile/benstiller.redhour.com

[Music] De La Soul https://bsky.app/profile/wearedelasoul.com

[Novelist] Joyce Carol Oates – https://bsky.app/profile/joycecaroloates.bsky.social

[Music] Lizzo – https://bsky.app/profile/lizzobeeating.bsky.social

[Actor] Kumail Nanjiani – https://bsky.app/profile/kumail.bsky.social

[Music] Weird Al Yankovic – https://bsky.app/profile/alyankovic.bsky.social

[Actress] Quinta Brunson – https://bsky.app/profile/quintabrunson.bsky.social

[Music] The Mountain Goats – https://bsky.app/profile/themountaingoats.bsky.social

[Music] Flavor Flav – https://bsky.app/profile/flavorflav.bsky.social

[Actress] Barbra Streisand – https://bsky.app/profile/barbrastreisand.bsky.social

[Filmmaker] James Gunn https://bsky.app/profile/jamesgunn.bsky.social

[Actor] Michael McKeanhttps://bsky.app/profile/mjmckean.bsky.social

[Actor] John Cusack – https://bsky.app/profile/johncusack.bsky.social

[Band] the Mountain Goatshttps://bsky.app/profile/themountaingoats.bsky.social

[Comedy] Tim Heidecker – https://bsky.app/profile/timheidecker.bsky.social

[Writer] Bill Corbett, rifftraxhttps://bsky.app/profile/billcorbett.bsky.social

[Movies] Lilly Wachowskihttps://bsky.app/profile/lillywachowski.bsky.social

[Funny Man/Actor] Rob Delaney, Catastrophehttps://bsky.app/profile/robdelaney.bsky.social

[Comedian/Actor] Patton Oswalt, Ratatouillehttps://bsky.app/profile/pattonoswalt.bsky.social

[Actor] George Takeihttps://bsky.app/profile/georgetakei.bsky.social

[Politics] Jamelle Bouie, New York Timeshttps://bsky.app/profile/jamellebouie.net

[] Alyssa Milano – https://bsky.app/profile/alyssamilano.bsky.social

[] Kid Mero https://bsky.app/profile/thekidmero.bsky.social

[] Mehdi Hasan https://bsky.app/profile/mehdirhasan.bsky.social

[Internet] Drilhttps://bsky.app/profile/dril.bsky.social

[Activist] Chelsea Manninghttps://bsky.app/profile/xychelsea.tv

[Tech] Anil Dashhttps://bsky.app/profile/anildash.com

[TV News] Chris Hayes, MSNBChttps://bsky.app/profile/chrislhayes.bsky.social

[Politician] Alexandria Ocasio-Cortezhttps://bsky.app/profile/aoc.bsky.social


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A List Of Funny People To Follow On Bluesky

Comedians. Shit Posters. Famous People. Dipshits. Etc.

More coming at some point. Last updated November 2024.


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https://bsky.app/profile/xkcd.com of internet fame. (you know the comic, just follow.)

https://bsky.app/profile/codyjohnston.bsky.social of Some More News on Youtube fame.

https://bsky.app/profile/tricialockwood.bsky.social of The Paris Review tweet fame. And also of being a very funny poet and writer. Priest Daddy was very funny. Buy on Amazon.com.

https://bsky.app/profile/dennisbhooper.bsky.social of putting krang (what the fuck is krang) into famous movie posters fame. No really, what the fuck is krang?

https://bsky.app/profile/bakoon.bsky.social of the dog “enjoying mysekf by the lake” tweet fame. Among others. Also excellent art.

https://bsky.app/profile/carl.bsky.social of wants to fuck in, on, or an actual UFO fame.

https://bsky.app/profile/oldfriend99.bsky.social of I really do think he looks like his pfp (profile picture) irl (in real life) fame.

https://bsky.app/profile/timothycsimons.bsky.social of Veep fame. And being A Tall Cool Lanky Drink Of Water.

https://bsky.app/profile/robdelaney.bsky.social of his wife fucks the spin class instructor, dojo instructor (and owner), yoga instructor, hot yoga instructor, and…[more here] fame.

https://bsky.app/profile/jonbois.bsky.social of does annoying “i’m just a normal guy with a normal life posts” but weirdly actually funny fame.

https://bsky.app/profile/vfa-expert.bsky.social of On Cinema (on movies, for you layman) fame. And being an expert on Cinema (movies).

https://bsky.app/profile/donaldhughes.ca of I really do think he looks like his pfp (profile picture) irl (in real life) fame.

https://bsky.app/profile/dril.bsky.social of dril fame.

https://bsky.app/profile/pattonoswalt.bsky.social of Patton Oswalt fame.

https://bsky.app/profile/mjmckean.bsky.social of Michael McKean fame.

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Recent Bluesky Posts That Were Good – April 17th, 2024

Bluesky now has embedded posts!

Just shipped: Bluesky posts embeds! Now you can see Bluesky posts in their natural habitat. Simply right-click on the post you want to embed, or paste its URL in embed.bsky.app for the code snippet.

[image or embed]

— Bluesky (@bsky.app) Apr 15, 2024 at 4:48 PM

Hey hey, it works!

Alrighty then, let’s get into some of the good recent posts on Bluesky.


Phone Bad. Children lazy nerds.

This started from Discourse about a book by some guy who basically says “phones are the problem for why kids don’t leave the house enough these days”. Apparently it ignores….***CARS***.

Anyways, keeping your distance some discourse of dumb shit is good, but I loved this many years old graphic that Doug Gordon (of The War On Cars fame) shared.

Also follow good Transportation Accounts On Social Media.

Just shipped: Bluesky posts embeds! Now you can see Bluesky posts in their natural habitat. Simply right-click on the post you want to embed, or paste its URL in embed.bsky.app for the code snippet.

[image or embed]

— Bluesky (@bsky.app) Apr 15, 2024 at 4:48 PM

https://bsky.app/profile/brooklynspoke.bsky.social/post/3kq4adfmgzw26


One Perfect Shot (and movie)

Jamelle Bouie shares this perfect shot from ANACONDA (1997).

the shot of jon voight being consumed by the anaconda in ANACONDA is pure cinema

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— b-boy bouiebaisse (@jbouie.bsky.social) Apr 12, 2024 at 9:33 PM

https://bsky.app/profile/jbouie.bsky.social/post/3kpy6v7dvfg23


Harry Hole

I know it’s technically a terrible movie, but I love it. Watch this 45min walk-through of the horrendous Editing of The Snowman.

DETECTIVE HARRY HOLE: Its me, norways famous detective, Harry Hole. in Norway it's a normal name.POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder

— pee wee herman-palladino (@markpopham.bsky.social) Apr 10, 2024 at 9:16 PM

https://bsky.app/profile/markpopham.bsky.social/post/3kpt4yfm7ze27


Look at this baby lol

Might as well post that picture of my son when he was a baby. The one where he look like he was born playing darts. In 1957. Looking like he just got some bad news about a tractor trailer his nephew was minding for him. With a face like my dad's when I tell him about my podcast.

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— The Author, Séamas O'Reilly (@seamas.bsky.social) Sep 22, 2023 at 2:47 AM

https://bsky.app/profile/seamas.bsky.social/post/3k7xrciiahq2l


low key Christ goated

BC – the vibe is offAD – low key Christ goated

— Sam "Glam Bones" Asterion (@finitejoy.bsky.social) Apr 16, 2024 at 10:06 AM

https://bsky.app/profile/finitejoy.bsky.social/post/3kqb2f5ogtm2p


Babe

When magazines were fun (and had money): I was going through a drawer and just found one of the more lunatic things I ever greenlit. These are outtakes from a 1996 Oscars photo shoot we did at Entertainment Weekly–one if Babe won an Oscar, one if it didn't.

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— Mark Harris (@markharris.bsky.social) Apr 10, 2024 at 1:15 PM

https://bsky.app/profile/markharris.bsky.social/post/3kpsc4aik3g2f


[BONUS POST]: RAILWAY CATS https://bsky.app/profile/citizenkate.bsky.social/post/3kqbyn56v5q2q


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12 Recent Bluesky Posts That Were Good – March 3rd, 2024

Bluesky has “the juice” as the people who post too much on Bluesky say. Check out some of the recent posts in February/March 2024 that were good. Be sure to follow all of these posters too.

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The Good

At the museum pounding the the glass: “FEET FEET FEET”. (ref)

https://bsky.app/profile/jayhulmepoet.bsky.social/post/3kmob5n5ae42m


HE. HAS. RISEN. (TURTLE.)

https://bsky.app/profile/kristadb1.bsky.social/post/3kmo5jqktb22o


You should watch The Americans.

https://bsky.app/profile/profmusgrave.bsky.social/post/3kmdkttu4he2z


Lol. Remember: Naomi Klein is not Naomi Wolf. The Good One, Naomi Klein, wrote a whole book about this. Doppelganger: A Trip into the Mirror World.

https://bsky.app/profile/kilgoretrout.bsky.social/post/3kmserlgmqn2j


This is a perfect picture for our fraudulent, vaporware times. But at least the lady also seems cool and nice.

https://bsky.app/profile/artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social/post/3kmixujzm2l2d

https://bsky.app/profile/benbartlett.bsky.social/post/3kmkmkdyqst2d

The Bad

It is far too easy for fascists to speak and be heard in the last 5 years. In big part thanks to the likes of Elon Musk. Why are you still logging into Twitter again?

https://bsky.app/profile/eladn.bsky.social/post/3klzs6uehz22o

https://bsky.app/profile/cailin.dev/post/3km6rxaxttk2v


I’ve been thinking about this idea a lot since Dr. Damien P. Williams posted a version of it a couple of weeks ago. With parents reaching their 70s, and myself having two weeks of lower back pain, it’s hard not too.

You will get old. You will die. (Probably with your body slowly, and then very quickly, breaking down.)

https://bsky.app/profile/wolvendamien.bsky.social/post/3kmqwe5ra742v


The New York Times continues to manufacture non-sense outrage.

https://bsky.app/profile/joshuaerlich.bsky.social/post/3kkyvhprqic2z


The fact that anyone can listen to this person and take them seriously is such a downer. Check out Some More News’ video on Peterson here.

https://bsky.app/profile/donmoyn.bsky.social/post/3kmq5rw6ruz2q


See ya next time.

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From The Archives: The Psych Burton Guster Nickname Posts

OPAD #26 – Feb 28, 2024

As I admitted in my recent post about my most rewatched TV Shows, I said that Psych is my second most watched TV Show. I love that silly trash.

About a dozen years ago or so I had started a site called thenamesofburtonguster.com and cataloged all of the nicknames that Burton Guster is called in the show. I still have the domain, but didn’t keep up with managing the site. I was able to recover most of it from the Internet Archive, and you can see that in these links! See a few of my favorites below.

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S02E14, “Dis-Lodged”:

Doctor Guster

“Oh, you might not want to do that. Doctor Guster just inseminated an Appaloosa. All the way up to the elbow.” – Shawn, 3:00

Fingers

“You’re 36 months into a subscription for Modern Safe Cracker Magazine, what’s the point?” – Shawn, “I’m an amateur, Shawn.” – Gus,  “Well, It’s time to go pro, Fingers.” -Shawn, “Fingers?” – Gus, “Twist it up.” – Shawn, 29:45


S03E03, “Daredevils!”:

Die-Harder

“Actually, I’m Die-Hard. He’s Die-Harder. We have two other guys in our crew, but they aren’t nearly as good as us.” – Shawn, 9:10

Die Hard on Wikipedia

Squirts Macintosh

“Yo, El Diablo! What’s up, man? [I’m] Shawn Spencer, this is my partner, Squirts Macintosh. Just have a couple sort of serious questions for you.” – Shawn, 15:10


S04E09, “Shawn Takes a Shot in the Dark”:

Donut Holestein

“My name is Shawn Spencer, this is my associate Donut Holestein.” – Shawn, 11:00


S06E06, “Shawn, Interrupted”:

SUGGS


https://www.bblloobb.com/tag/psych/

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From The Archives: Album Review for The Zac Brown Band – The Foundation (2008), from musicreviewsforidiots.com

OPAD #23 – Feb 25, 2024

Back in 2009/2010 I wanted to start a website, and despite having limited love or knowledge of music, I decided it would be smart to start a music blog with a friend. I was recently going through the Internet Archive for the site and read a couple of the posts/reviews. Expecting to be completely mortified, I was only partially mortified. I think this joke review of an album I never actually listened to, wasn’t that bad (but not great ha)? Or my writing/humor just continues to be as bad as this, and I don’t know the difference. Anyways, see the review below!

And check out that background of the site in the featured image. I still think it was cool as hell. (I did not make it)


The Zac Brown Band – The Foundation

Posted April 1, 2010 by Mike E Schmee.

It has happened. I have turned to the Dark Side. I like LOVE a country album. One that isn’t even J. Cash, because we all know he isn’t actually country anyway.

I decided to give the Zac Brown Band’s first full length album The Foundation a chance since they won a Grammy for Best New Artist. Oh how the Grammy Awards were spot on again. This album gives a whole new meaning to country with lyrics like, “Not a worry in the world/A cold beer in my hand” from Toes and “You know I like my chicken fried/A cold beer on a Friday night/A pair of jeans that fit just right/And the radio up” from the awesome track, “Chicken Fried”.

The ZBB is reinventing the genre with mind blowing lyrics about lost love, drinking, starry nights, and chickens. I’m not shitting you, chickens: “Sic ‘em on a chicken/And watch them feathers fly”. They are also doing this thing with their voices and guitars that just sounds so, I don’t know, I guess I would call it twangy? It takes a little getting used to but damn if it doesn’t make you want to get up and start line dancing.

If you’re getting sick of your favorites like Garth Brooks, Taylor Swift, and all of those other honky tonk greats I would open up your truck windows, park in a field, crack open a fresh case, throw in one of those tasty wintergreen dips and crank some ZBB.

* Buy The Foundation here from Amazon.com *

Disclaimer: This should not be taken seriously. Look at the date. I did not even listen to the album for fear of suicide. Reading the lyrics was painful enough.


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My 5 Favorite Posts On bblloobb.com That Have Gotten Little To No Traffic

OPAD #7 – Feb 9, 2024

Turns out sometimes When You Build It, they do not actually Come.

  1. www.bblloobb.com/2021/9-wholesome-streamers-on-twitch-tv
    • Twitch Streamers who are nice boys and girls and theys.
  2. www.bblloobb.com/2021/the-11-best-disaster-porn-movies
    • Twister, The Day After Tomorrow, and all the rest.
  3. www.bblloobb.com/2023/nicknames-of-burton-gus-guster-psych-season-1
    • There is a page for each season, although to be honest it’s not quite complete. Tried to build out the version I had made on thenicknamesofburtonguster.com but Internet Archive wasn’t too complete. One day I’ll get back to finishing it.
  4. www.bblloobb.com/2023/transportation-and-urban-design-accounts-to-follow
    • Love me the world we live in (and how much it focuses on cars and sucks)
  5. www.bblloobb.com/2022/5-streaming-sites-you-should-subscribe-to-that-arent-netflix-hbo-max-amazon-prime-appletv-or-peacock
    • Got to watch my stories and my flicks and all that other garbage.
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The Dril Asking The Bluesky Elders Permission Post on Bluesky

Possibly the current leader for a post on Bluesky with the most Likes??

Who To Follow on Bluesky:
https://www.bblloobb.com/2024/who-to-follow-on-bluesky/

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Link: https://bsky.app/profile/dril.bsky.social/post/3kkreaz3amd27

Text: I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .


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The I Like Pancakes So You Hate Waffles Tweet

There is probably no better tweet that explains internet culture for the last half decade or so, than this tweet below. Enjoy!

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By Coolee Bravo @BravoCoolee:

Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted.

You can say “I like pancakes” and somebody will say “So you hate waffles?”

No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about.


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The Sheriff Joe Arpaio Mother Refused To Have An Abortion Tweet

shititng

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@RealSherffiJoe: My refused to have an abortion to sahve her own life. As a result, she died giving birth to me.

@911 VICTIM: @RealSheriffJoe my mom also died while shititng

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The Hulk Hogan Bam Margera Tweet

In 1,000 years scholars will study this image trying to make sense of the decades proceeding the West’s downfall. HH

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Hulk Hogan, @HulkHogan: Damn Bam wish you were still with us, I sure would love to hang out again my brother love u miss u HH

Bam Margera, @BAM_MARGERA: I’m alive brother but miss u too!

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The These Colors Don’t Run Into Buildings While Kids Are Getting Shot Tweet

*sigh*

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These Colors Don’t Run (Into the Building While Kids Are Getting Shot)

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The Hillary Clinton Student Loan Debt in 3 emojis Tweet

In three emojis tell us how an increasing and crushing generational debt which is stunting individual and societal growth, while making inequalities even greater, makes you feel, you fucking peasants 🙂

Follow @StrikeDebt on Twitter!

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How does your student loan debt make you feel? Tell us in 3 emojis or less.

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The Louise Mensch Death Penalty for Steve Bannon Tweet

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“I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.” will never not make me laugh. lol

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https://twitter.com/LouiseMensch/status/887641703817121793tfw

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My sources say the death penalty, for espionage, being considered for @StevenKBannon. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.

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The I Worked On Story For A Year And He Just Tweeted It Out Tweet

Frankly I don’t even know the context of the tweet, but it is still…hilarious….to….me.

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I…worked on this story for a year…and…he just…he tweeted it out.

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The @dril Candle Tweet

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Arguably one of the best twitter accounts on the site @dril (more here). And arguably his most famous tweets.

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Link to tweet: https://twitter.com/dril/status/384408932061417472

Text of tweet:
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Candles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying



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The Absolutely Twisted Coming Home With Swords Tarot Card Tweet

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Tarot cards have never been used for a more useful or funny purpose than this tweet.

This tweet has been deleted by the original author. You should follow them here: @meandmydog69

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Me, absolutely twisted, coming home with a load of swords.

Me waking up the next with a room full of swords.

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How The Photo Looks When A White Man Kills Family Tweet

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Link: https://twitter.com/zackfox/status/1036389932854652928

Text: this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family

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The SHAQ “dats me yellin” Tweet

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An oldie but a goodie.

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Text: im at knots berry farms n my butts 2 big 2 fit in da seats on ride. ahhhhhh (dats me yellin)

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The Chanting Teeth Tweet

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Next time you go to the dentist, I guarantee you will be thinking about this very funny dentist tweet and have yourself a nice little chuckle.

Follow/RT/Fav: https://twitter.com/LeBearGirdle

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Link: https://twitter.com/LeBearGirdle/status/898280833299230722

Text: [Dentist waiting room]
Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth-
Other patients: teeth, TEETH
Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!

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The Two Nice Shirts Tweet

Two nice shirts is honestly a fine amount of nice shirts.

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What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates:
1. Nice shirt.
2. Wow. A second nice shirt.
3. Okay, first shirt again.
4. He has two shirts.

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The Wheat THICK Tweet

RIP Harris Wittels.

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Text: Wheat Thins? Call me when they’re Wheat THICKS! Gimme that wheat!

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The Doritos Extreme Nacho Peasant Tweet

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I want Doritos now.

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Link: https://twitter.com/MatthewPCrowley/status/621078253827002368

Text: We take it for granted today, but a single Dorito has more extreme nacho flavor than a peasant in the 1400s would get in his whole lifetime.

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The Peasant Dorito Tweet

This is extremely correct.

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We take it for granted today, but a single Dorito has more extreme nacho flavor than a peasant in the 1400s would get in his whole lifetime.

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The Centrist Rally, Better Things Aren’t Possible Tweet

It’s upsetting how this will be relevant until the end of time (which likely isn’t that far away). BUT Better Is Possible!

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Text: Just got back from the centrist rally. Amazing turnout. Thousands of people holding hands and chanting “Better things aren’t possible”

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I Italian Musk Calzone to Space Tweet

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I like to think Elon Musk got really mad when he saw this.

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Link: https://twitter.com/alexqarbuckle/status/1008013549472542720

Text: I send a the calzone into space!! I don’t pay a the taxes!! Ohhh!!

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The Stephen A. Smith Crab Rangoon Tweet

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Even with a limited knowledge of Stephen A. Smith’s way with words, David J Roth’s tweet still cracks me up every time it see it on the timeline. So here it is, saved forever, or until blob blob dies.

Follow David on Twitter: https://twitter.com/david_j_roth

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Text: PF Chang’s waiter: “[Recites specials] Stephen A. Smith: (Acts surprised) “To me, that’s preposterous. Crab Rangoon, things of that nature.”

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The Don Draper Quiero Tweet

Donald Draper, the sometimes awful main character from the AMC show Mad Men, has a way with words. DC Pierson accurately captures this “way with words” when imaging Don coming up with Taco Bell’s famous “Yo quiero” tag line.

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DON DRAPER: “We quiero many things. Family, safety, love. But this guy–”
(Taps drawing of chihuahua)
“There’s only one thing he quieros.”

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The Catch In The Rye Tweet

[clenches fist]

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Text: [sees girl reading The Catcher in the Rye] “Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] catches all that frickin rye.”

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The Balloon Tarot Card Tweet

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Text: [mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines] Me: is that good

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The Dog Enjoying Self By Lake But Remembering Regrets And Pain Caused To Others Tweet

good tweet. follow BAKOON.

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Text: i enjoying mysekf by the lake, but then i remembered instances of regret in my life, and pain i have caused others

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The Ed Balls Ed Balls Tweet

Ed Ballz would be a lot cooler.

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The Sum of All Human Knowledge (Harvard Business Books) Tweet

Why go to Harvard Business when you can just read these two books?

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The Chappie Tweet

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Arguably more famous, better, and more culturally significant than the film Chappie (2015).

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Text: [whispering to date while watching Chappie when Chappie first appears on the screen] That’s Chappie

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The Scalia Retire Bitch Tweet

Danny DeVito is an American Treasure. Protect him at all costs.

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Text: Antonin Scalia retire bitch

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The Ms. Jackson Eel Tweet

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Are you looking for the very funny Sorry Ms. Jackson Eel tweet from @JNalv? Search no further!

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Text: I’m sorry Ms. Jackson (Oooooo)/ I am four eels/ Never meant to make your daughter cry/ I am several fish and not a guy

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The Paris Review Good or Not Tweet

Sometimes the simplest tweets are the best tweets.

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.@parisreview So is Paris any good or not

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The Like To See Donny Wriggle Out of THIS Jam Tweet

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Pretty perfect encapsulation of liberal pundits for last 7 years.

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Well, I’d like to see old Donny Trump wriggle his way out of THIS jam!

*Trump wriggles his way out of the jam easily*

Ah! Well. Nevertheless,

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