The full list of the nicknames used on the USA Network TV Show Psych.
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“Can I help you boys” – Gun Range Man, “Well, I certainly hope so. My name is Shawnaise. This is my partner, Gurn Blandsten.” – Shawn, “Strol.” – Gern, “We are entrepreneurs from Seattle. We opened the firt blow-dart party pound-up in Tukwila, so clearly we know what we’re doing. We’d like to open one of these, up there.” -Shawn, “A gun range?” – Gun Range Man, “That’s right, but for kids. We’d like the same deal; offensive stereotype logo, whole shebang. May we speak with the owner, Jerry?” – Shawn, 10:00
“What the hell voice is that?” -Shawn, “That’s my delivery man, Satchel…Satchel Gizmo. He’s likeable, so everyone let’s him into places.” – S. Gizmo, “He’s indecipherable and constipated.” – Half Bearded Shawn, “That’s a part of his charm.” – S. Gizmo, “His charm is that he’s all stopped up?” – Shawn, “He’s been married nine times.” – S. Gizmo, “How much backstory did you come up with for this guy?” – Shawn, 16:00
“Who are these guys?” – Ken, “Shawn Spencer, psychic detective. This is my partner, Immaculate Conception. We are both not married. Although he has a new girlfriend and my girlfriend is currently seeing other people, but strictly for professional reasons. She’s a pro. ” – Shawn, 30:00
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“Hello my name is Shawn Spencer, this is my partner Lil’ Wayne.” – Shawn, 15:00
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“You just loogied on my shoe.” – Shawn, “I’m creating a character. Hammerin’ Gus.” – Gus, “He’s disgusting.” – Shawn “He’s misunderstood.” – Gus, “What does that mean?” – Shawn, “He’s been through a lot, Shawn. ” Gus, 21:30
“Excuse me, who are you?” – Lawyer, “Shawn Spencer. That is my partner, Sh’Dynasty. It is spelled S-H–comma to the top–Dynasty.” – Shawn, “Comma to the top?” – Jordon Beaumont, “That’s gods comma.” – Gus, “And I am a badass psychic detective, Jack Fon Swoo.” – Shawn, 8:30
“Excuse me, do you mind if I have some of this candy?” – Gus, “Of course, dear.” – Bea, “Thank you.” – Gus, “You have a problem, Candyman.” – Shawn, “I make the world taste good.” – Gus, 15:00
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“Mr. Chiang, I’m the resident psychic here. My name is Shawn Spencer, this is my partner Johnathan Jacob Jingly Smith” – Shawn, “You’re saying his name is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt?” – Mr. Chiang, “That’s correct, sir. We used to share the name. I changed mine because of all the people shouting, when I went out.” – Shawn, 4:45
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“I’m a psychic with the police department, this is my partner, Santonio Holmes.” – Shawn, 28:00
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“Tonya, got bad news. These are cops, this is Deon Richmond, and I’m a psychic. I see things and I feel things.” – Shawn, 35:30
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“Well, last night I witnessed aliens abduct a fellow coworker…And I can prove it, thanks to the fine investigative work being down by psychic detectives Shawn Spencer and… Gurton Buster” – Shawn, 16:30
“Ah, there must be some sort of mistake, we’re not students. I’m psychic detective Shawn Spencer, this is my partner, Chaz Bono.” – Shawn, 7:45
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“Yeah, what Chocolate Einstein just said.” – Shawn, 7:00
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“I’m Shawn, this is my associate M.C. Clap Yo Handz.” – Shawn, 10:40
“Look, these dudes are a tribe, alright? They’re very close-kit, which is why Road Rash and I will be hanging out with them tonight.” -Shawn, 23:30
“Mellow Rush” – Burton Guster, 23:30
“That sounds like a crappy energy drink that gives you tongue hives. How about Crankshaft?” – Shawn, 24:30
“Okay, fine. Ms. Whiddleberry it is.” – Shawn, 24:00
“No, it’s just the opposite Whiddleberry.” – Tommy Nix, 25:50
“And Mrs. Whiddleberry, nothing personal.” – Tommy Nix, 40:45
“Done. You ready to go, G-Force?” – Shawn, 24:10
“All right, Sher Black Lock, if it wasn’t Gina, who was it?” – Shawn, 32:50
“You just proved my point, Slick Fingers.” – Boone, 7:30
“Hello, ma’am. My name is Shawn Spencer, this is my partner, Imhotep, or He Cometh In Peace. Go ahead, show her your ‘Cometh In Peace’ face.” – Shawn, 10:00
“Well, the palm reader and that guy who looks like a young Lawanda Page decided to join us.” – Peters, “Lawanda Page, from Sanford and Son?” – Gus, “You’re damn right. You let that hair grow out and you’d look just like her.” – Boone, “You do have a little Lawanda in the eyes, Gus.” – Shawn, 11:15
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“Only 45 minutes until the search, Floyd.” – Shawn (mocking old man Peters), “Good thing, Don. Early bird special just around the corner at Coco’s.” – Gus (mocking old man Boone), 13:00
“The good news is I got plenty of time to change into my club clothes, Floyd.” – Shawn (mocking old man Peters), “You don’t have club clothes, Don.” – Gus (mocking old man Boone), “Exactly.” – Shawn (still mocking old man Peters), 22:00
“Hello there, my name is Shawn Spencer. I’m a psychic detective. This is my partner Control-Alt-Delete. The gentlemen on the flank are us in 30 years.” Shawn, 32:50
“See, I was talking to Peters and Boone. You guys should just stayed fired.” – Chief Vick, “Nah, Sis, without Rick and Gootsy here, Floyd and I’d still be in the park playing checkers.” – Peters, “Yeah, they were the kick in the pants we needed.” – Boone, 39:00
“Heeeey, The Guster” – Dan Carter, 1:50
“Before you go Black Al Gore on me, you should know that your sea sickness patch fell off” – Shawn, 2:30
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“Why would you consult Lassie?” – Gus “Because unlike you and Jules, he’s not smitten with this guy.” -Shawn, “I’m not smitten.” – Gus, “You’re Jimmy Smitten” – Shawn, 26:30
“No, Gus, this is our chance to Bourne it up. I’m Matt Damon, you’re Adewale Akinnuoy-Ag..Bjnan.” – Shawn, 30:00
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“Hello, I’m Shawn Spencer, psychic detective. This is Big Apple Mackintosh and my partner, Yasmine Bleeth.” – Shawn, 19:40
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“Something is off with this place, Shawn. People keep looking at me like I’m the first black man they’ve seen.” – Gus, “Come on, Gus. Don’t be absurd.” – Shawn, “Hey mister, are you Frederick Douglass?” – Little girl on bike, “Shawn, we need to get out of here.” – Gus, 2:00
“Mr. and Mrs. Barker, I have a confession to make. I’m not just a cinnamon enthusiast. I’m also a Psychic Detective and this is my partner, Lodge Blackman.” – Shawn, 5:30
“Whoa, Jack. I’m Shawn. He’s Blackman.” – Shawn, 25:15
“We took a walk in the forest, and she told me she wanted to leave Dual Spires. And I said that was a mistake. And then, Jet Blackness.” – Jack Smith, “What does that mean?” – Gus, “It would be a great porn name for you.” – Shawn
“Why can’t I be the Goose…Stop hypothetically typecasting me, Shawn…I want to be the Black Goose.” – Burton Guster, 16:20
“Sundown, we’re in.” – Shawn, “The Goose, Shawn, the Black Goose.” – Burton Guster, 18:15
“I’m Officer Shawn Spencer, this is my partner Mission Figs. We’re here to ask the tough questions.” – Shawn, 27:15
“Who am I talking to? Oh, Brown Snowman Gus, I think I’ll miss you most of all.” – Shawn, 22:30
“Pfft, Gus, don’t be Keith Sweat now. I’m sharp as a tack.” -Shawn, 30:00
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“Hello, I’m Shawn Spencer, this is my partner Radio Star. I’m afraid your video will kill him.” – Shawn, 3:40
“I have an expert witness…I present Gusjay Gupta, ” – Shawn, 25:20
“Well, the goal is to get buzzed in, right? So I’ve been known to use the pizza delivery routine. Gus has had much more success with the stripper-grams. His stage name is Original G-String, aka Crowd Pleazah. You’re up, String. Do your thing.” – Shawn, 30:45
“Now, Lauren, please remember, if anyone ever makes a movie out of your documentary, I would like to be played by Cillian Murphy because it’s unexpected. It’s odd. People will talk. Obviously, Stoney Jackson will play Gus. Fyvush Finkel will play my father. Now he’s probably gonna want to do a lisp, but…that actually feels right to me.” – Shawn, 34:45
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“Very good, Don Cheadle Junior.” – Yin, 35:00
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“Dude, I know you’ve seen Entrapment at least 26 times. You have to do this. You’re twice as limber as C. Zeta-Jones.” -Shawn Spencer, “Uh-uh, Shawn. Not happening.” – Gus, “Gus, we don’t have a lot of options here. It’s not like we can turn back. Look it’s three lasers. Plus, they’re Canadian lasers. I’m gonna guide you through this….Usain Bolt.” – Shawn, 32:30
“My name is Shawn Spencer. This is my associate Jazz Hands.” – Shawn, 26:20
“We’ve been looking for over an hour, Shawn. I need a break.” -Gus, “There’s got to be a logical explanation for where that horse and rider disappeared to.” – Shawn, “I’ve got one for you. The next dimension.” – Gus, “Really, Winston Zeddmore? That’s what you believe, huh?” – Shawn, “I haven’t slept in two days, Shawn. I don’t know what I believe.” -Gus
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“Hello, Mrs. Ryan. My name is Shawn, This is Shawn–no relation–we’re grief counselors from the school.” – Shawn, 16:50
“That’s uh…Shawn and…um…Greg, and they helped me out with a problem earlier and I owe them.” – Raj, 17:00
“Whoa, Whoa, Gus. You’re listed as a recipient here. Do you remember getting this email?” -Shawn, “Yeah, I got it, and I immediately proceeded to place it in the trash bin.” – Gus, “Pssh, that’s cold, B.” – Tony (played by Jaleel White), 9:00
“Well, I’m Shawn Spencer, this dead body here is Detective Miles.” – Shawn, 14:15
“Let me take the lead on this one, Shawn. You’re way out of your element here.” – Gus, “Make it quick, gentlemen.” – Lenard’s Boss, “Thank you for taking the time to speak with us, sir. My name is Gus…Brown, and this is my associate Shawn White.” – Gus, “Wow” (whispered) – Shawn, 20:00
“Excuse us, we were never formally introduced. I’m world-renowned Psychic/Lothario Shawn Spencer. This is my associate…” – Shawn, “Gus, but you can call me John Slade.” – Burton Guster, “I’m Chelsea.” – Chelsea (Lenard’s co-worker), 22:30
“Hello. Yes this is John Slade. Oh, hey, Chelsea. How you doing?” – Gus, “Who the hell is John Slade?” – Henry Spencer, “Hell no, B. I know your not using Diddle’s death to try to get some play with that shorty.” – Joon (played by Kenan Thompson), 24:00
“Chelsea Patterson, you’re under arrest.” – Det. Moses Johnson, “What is this….John Slade?” -Chelsea, “It’s the end of the road, Chelsea.” – Gus, 39:30
“Hey there, my name is Shawn Spencer, my associate Ron Davis, aka Bob Adams, known to his coven simply as Rich Fingerland.” – Shawn, 9:20
“No, but Halle Berry calls me ‘Black Magic’.” – Burton Guster, 9:25
“Hello there , Myrtle, my name is R.P. McMurphy. This is my partner, Cheswhicke. We both have some faulty wiring up in our noggins, and I’m afraid we’re gonna have to talk to the Doc” – Shawn, 14:30
“My name is Shawn Spencer, this is my associate Donut Holestein.” – Shawn, 11:00
“I got you, Lassie. Gomer, Shawn Spencer, Paraguayan Ambassador. This is my attache, Ghee Buttersnaps, aka ‘The Heater’. We are here to deliver a large ornamental fruit basket filled with native delicacies to whoever runs this joint.” – Shawn, 8:45
“Oh, This is his partner Ghee Buttersnaps… That’s not your real name.” – Ewan O’Hara (Juliet’s brother), 11:50
“Listen up! At ease. At this moment, against my better judgement, I’m gonna overlook the blatant disregard for the rules and regulations of the United States Army, and say thank you to Shawn Spencer and his partner… Ghee Buttersnaps for their efforts to uncover Lieutenant Wallch’s criminal misconduct.” – Major General, 34:10
“I will handle this in perfect stealth mode. You might not know this, but I’m known as The Vault of Secrets.” – Gus, 7:00
“Good news, Puffy.” – Dr. Reidman , “Yeah, I heard. They got the cure.” – Gus, “I hadn’t heard that. But it doesn’t matter anyway, Detective O’Hara doesn’t have Thornburg.” Dr. Reidman, 36:30
“Burton Guster, or should I say Ghee Buttersnaps or Lavender Gooms or Clementine Wooliesocks, perhaps?” – Walter Snowden, 3:45
“You know what? That’s it. We’ve been doing this for four years, I don’t need you to look out for me. I have a new name now. For now on, I want you to call me ‘Guts’…Never mind, call me Old Ironside… Old Iron Stomach. That’s me.” – Burton Guster, 3:00
“The victim was chewed off just below the waist…” – Woody, “Tin Tummy.” – Shawn, “Iron Stomach” – Gus , 34:15
“I mean, we’re clearly dealing in themes and motifs. Him knowing we were here last night, our clues are gonna be found in Hitchcock films.” – Gus, “That’s very good, Gustavson” – Mary Lightly, 11:30
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“Haversham thinks my nickname is Fearless Guster.” – Burton Guster, 14:00
“Hadewych! It’s okay, I’m…I’m Shawn Spencer, it’s me and this is my partner, Lemongrass Gogoloab.” – Shawn, 25:20
“Actually, I’m Die-Hard. He’s Die-Harder. We have two other guys in our crew, but they aren’t nearly as good as us.” – Shawn, 9:10
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“Yo, El Diablo! What’s up, man? [I’m] Shawn Spencer, this is my partner, Squirts Macintosh. Just have a couple sort of serious questions for you.” – Shawn, 15:10
“I am Abner Espinoza and these are my compatriots, Ernesto Agapito Garces con y a de Abelar and Juan Priestly.” – Uncle Jack, 12:00
“As long as I can be Dean and Gus can be Sammy.” – Shawn, 16:00
“Fine, he’s Sammy. That makes you Joey Bishop. Is that what you really want? You want to be Joey Bishop?” – Shawn, 16:00
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“So that’s why I called Andres, Che, to see if he’d react, which he did, because in Argentina, ‘Che’ is slang for buddy or pal, sort of like I call you Blackstar or Home Skillet or Big Baby Burton.” -Shawn, 38:15
“Yeah, yeah, that’s his Partner, Methuselah Honeysuckle, which makes me Old Scratch Johnson.” – Henry Spencer, 7:50
“The truth, Billy Joe, is that we have not been completely honest with you. We’re working for the Coast Guard. My name is Shawn Spencer, this is my partner, Chesterfield McMillan & Wife.” – Shawn, 11:20
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“ManiacManiac19, President Pro-tem, Maniac Fan Club. This is my Vice President Longbranch Pennywhistle.” – Shawn, 13:00
“But look at you, man. Surviving a bank hostage crisis and still looking all Poitier on a hot day. Go ahead, slap me in the face, tell me they call you Mr. Tibbs” – Shawn, 39:00
“I’m Mr. Shawn and this is Scrooge Jones. We’re psychic detectives. Who might you be?” – Shawn, 2:00
“Ahoy there! uh, yes, right! Uh, my name is Shawn Spencer, this is my first mate Hummingbird Saltalamaccia.” – Shawn, 23:30
“Gus, don’t be William Zabka from ‘Back to School’. We need to get in with the firemen who put out the fire. Shotgun on fire pole.” – Shawn, 9:30
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“Shawn Spencer, hunting an arsonist. Step Anthony Wally Ali. Cat stuck in a tree.” – Shawn, 10:10
“Benji, the locker room attendant let us in. Big fan of Rent. [I] told him Gus was Taye Diggs so he also gave us these old jerseys. How do I look, Jules?” – Shawn, 11:00
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“No, it’s because I was observing. My name is Shawn Spencer. I’m a psychic that works for the SBPD. This is my partner, DeQuan ‘Smallpox’ Randolph. You can call him Gus.” – Shawn, 12:30
“My name is Shawn Spencer, I’m with the Big Uncles of America Program. This is my underprivileged mentee, Hollaback Atcha. He’s selling magazine subscriptions as a way to learn business skills otherwise he’d be forced to join a gang, if he was still on the streets.” – Shawn, 14:20
“Uh, my name is Shawn Spencer. I’m a psychic. This is my partner, Lumpkin…”- Shawn, “My name is Gus, but you can call me Slicks.” – Burton Guster, 10:30
“It’ll be okay Sissy, I’m sure there’s a perfectly logical explanation for all of this…Don’t worry, they call me Fearless Guster.” – Shawn, 15:45
“As a matter of fact, you can. My partner, Trapeezius Milkington, would like to see something in a Belgian Waffle.” – Shawn, 0:00
“Yeah, well I’ve Googled myself too, and there is a lot of stuff missing. This is my partner, Sterling Cooper.” – Shawn, 5:15
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“I’m Shawn Spence Starr, this is my partner, Gus TT Showbizz.” – Shawn Spence Starr, 9:50 (“The extra T is for extra talent”)
“What are you, The Lock Whisperer?” – Shawn, 16:15
“This must be what Jay Leno feels like when he walks into his garage. Which makes you Kevin Eubanks.” – Shawn, 14:30
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“Johnny G., How are ya?… This is my friend, Ovaltine Jenkins.” – Shawn, 21:15
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“[I’m] Shawn. This is Burton ‘Oil Can’ Guster.” – Shawn, 9:50
“Thank you, Dr. Pratt. See if we can get another look at that body.” – Shawn, 13:15
“Face it Shawn, I am, and always will be, that good. That’s why my friends in school used to call me The G” – Burton Guster, 40:50
“Huh, that’s funny, I thought they called you Big Head Burton.” – Shawn, 41:00
“Who’s gonna call you Black Burton?” – Shawn, 41:20
“How about Burton The Billowy Bear?” – Shawn, 41:35
“Gus, might I offer my help…Magic Head.” – Shawn , 37:00
This is Shmuel Coen, he’s my best friend and Godfather to my little Millicent.” – Shawn, 33:30
“What is everybody’s deal? Like, what is going on here? Is it because I’m not wearing the vest? Is that what it is? You know what, the truth is I’m a psychic detective, this is my partner, Galielo Humpkins.” – Shawn, 11:50
“My name’s Shawn, this is my partner, Skooney ‘U-turn’ Singleton. We’re from Dirty Boy Landscaping.” – Shawn, 21:30
“Hello, I am Dr. Hauser. I’m filling in today. This is my personal candy striper, Knic-Knac. He’s from Guam.” – Shawn, 20:40
“Knic-Knac, get ahold of yourself, or I’ll put you on the first raft back to Talofofo. Oh! God, that looks like roadkill.” Shawn, 21:00
“Spencer. Shawn Spencer. This is my partner, Lavender Gooms. We’re here with the police investigating the Nunez case.” – Shawn, 7:40
“Oh, you might not want to do that. Doctor Guster just inseminated an Appaloosa. All the way up to the elbow.” – Shawn, 3:00
“You’re 36 months into a subscription for Modern Safe Cracker Magazine, what’s the point?” – Shawn, “I’m an amateur, Shawn.” – Gus, “Well, It’s time to go pro, Fingers.” -Shawn, “Fingers?” – Gus, “Twist it up.” – Shawn, 29:45
“No first names. One of us is Black, and one of us is Tan. We’re a modeling team, perhaps you’ve heard of us.” – Shawn, 1:45
“You’re not a model?” – Model woman, “I’m only a detective part time and my full name is Tangus” – Burton Guster, 37:00
That says “Photo by Bruton Gaster.” – Burton Guster, 11:30
“My name is Shawn Spencer, I’m working with Sophie and the museum. This is my partner, Paddy Simcox.” – Shawn, 28:50
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“Did you really play Bud on The Cosby Show?” – Sorority Girl, 10:30
“What about Bud? Can he come?” – Sorority Girl 2, 32:00
“Has anyone ever told you that you look like little Bud from the old Cosby Show?” – British Housekeeper, 32:20