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Tweets
A list of some of the best tweets that hopefully make them easier to find. Please follow these accounts and RT/fav/reply/etc.
An absolute classic. I can not see, think, or even dream of Benihana without...
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*horn toot* Bands and Labels and Starter Packs for Music and Tunes and Jams...
Bluesky is popping off. A million new users the last few days. Nice. Check...
Bluesky is now hitting a critical mass. As of writing this it just hit...
lol Image Text barack: good morning michelle my wifemichelle: hello obama
Mango, an interesting play on the classic “Orange Buffoon”. Image Text Talking to my...
This tweet is poetry. Image Text Last time I hoope in Moore Gym I...
Archie is 100% a simp. And in Riverdale he is a very sexy simp....
To be honest I feel a little bad for Dennis. Give Dennis another shot....
I think it’s patriotic when #Brands commemorate our nations triumphs and tragedies. 2013 was...
“not even one of the better-known clowns” are possibly the funniest 9 words put...
I can no longer think of The Grinch without thinking about this grink tweet....
In my top ten tweets of all time. It’s toast time lol gets me...
There is probably no better tweet that explains internet culture for the last half...
Truly awful. I didn’t sign up for any of these consequences. Image Text well,...
Turns out wild hogs are a bit of a problem in Texas. But this...
Be sure to follow Josh on Bluesky too. He’s very funny over there. Image...
One of these two could get it. And one of them is wearing overalls....
This has undoubtedly has been the greatest piece of advertising for PF Changs in...
shititng Embedded Tweet: Tweet deleted. Image: Link: Tweet deleted. Text: @RealSherffiJoe: My refused to...
I don’t think this is true and is mean to Adam Driver. Image Text...
Welcome to the October edition of Better Is Possible. It’s a scary one. Boo....
No account has had more bangers than wint dril. So many this probably doesn’t...
In 1,000 years scholars will study this image trying to make sense of the...
*sigh* Embedded Tweet: Image: Link: https://twitter.com/tomscocca/status/1529654397998972929 Text: These Colors Don’t Run (Into the Building...
In three emojis tell us how an increasing and crushing generational debt which is...
Detroit! It’s a city alright. With help from @_seanohue. Have a suggestion to add...
“I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.” will never not make...
Frankly I don’t even know the context of the tweet, but it is still…hilarious….to….me....
They aren’t wrong. Image Text When the jaws open wide and there’s more jaws...
Arguably one of the best twitter accounts on the site @dril (more here). And...
Tarot cards have never been used for a more useful or funny purpose than...
Embedded Tweet: Image: Link: https://twitter.com/zackfox/status/1036389932854652928 Text: this how the photos be lookin in headlines...
An oldie but a goodie. Image: Link: https://twitter.com/SHAQ/status/3435123096 Text: im at knots berry farms...
Next time you go to the dentist, I guarantee you will be thinking about...
Two nice shirts is honestly a fine amount of nice shirts. Embedded Tweet: Image:...
RIP Harris Wittels. Embedded Tweet: Image: Link: https://twitter.com/twittels/status/101388495590920193 Text: Wheat Thins? Call me when...
I want Doritos now. Embedded Tweet: Image: Link: https://twitter.com/MatthewPCrowley/status/621078253827002368 Text: We take it for...
This is extremely correct. Embedded Tweet: Image: Link to tweet: https://twitter.com/MatthewPCrowley/status/621078253827002368 Text of tweet:We...
It’s upsetting how this will be relevant until the end of time (which likely...
I like to think Elon Musk got really mad when he saw this. Embedded...
Even with a limited knowledge of Stephen A. Smith’s way with words, David J...
Donald Draper, the sometimes awful main character from the AMC show Mad Men, has...
[clenches fist] Embedded Tweet: Image: Link: https://twitter.com/david8hughes/status/473127276653985792 Text: [sees girl reading The Catcher in...
Image: Link: https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/604761050857095168 Text: [mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who...
good tweet. follow BAKOON. Embedded Tweet: Image: Link: https://twitter.com/BAKKOOONN/status/585949245229760512 Text: i enjoying mysekf by...
Ed Ballz would be a lot cooler. Embedded Tweet: Image: Link: https://twitter.com/edballs/status/63623585020915713 Text: Ed...
Why go to Harvard Business when you can just read these two books? Embedded...
